So we had to cut down on the frills... like sets, props, costumes and Sideshow Mel. 3F12: Bart The Fink 3F13: Lisa The Iconoclast 3F14: Homer The Smithers 3F15: A Fish Called Selma 3F16: The Day Violence Died ... SABF14: What To Expect When Bart's Expecting RABF21: Brick Like Me SABF15: Pay Pal SABF18: The Yellow Badge Of Cowardage: Season 26 SABF20: Clown In The Dumps SABF17: The Wreck Of The Relationship SABF19: Super Franchise Me SABF21: Treehouse Of Horror … A year from now, she'll have an extra nickel. The Simpsons, among many other celebrity guests, have come to the Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film … stinking veterans in my family plot. It gets a little blue. He, Bart, = In one shot at the funeral, Mayor Quimby looks black. Turns out that Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history. Crowd around. Now, Bart, telling you... would violate the patient-doctor privilege... just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live. Nothing to see here. wreckage, until he spots the tail wing with Krusty's face on it. Homerpalooza Well, forget it, poindexter, 'cause Krusty's back in town! I guess it all balances out to a C/C-. There'll be enough people to do that for me at recess tomorrow. lost, but then a sweet, blissful morning comes around. {jl}, - When Selma is soaking her feet, her right foot has five toes. I just bought it to soak my feet in. -- Krusty, "Bart the Fink". Just when I thought that the show was running, Benjamin Robinson - An excellent chapter in the strange story of Krusty, Dan Ryazansky - Not the best of episodes, but a very solid one. Quick! At the hospital, Bart sees the same man walk out of Dr. Hibbert's - [9F20], [9F21] David Crosby appears {hl} Bart comes "Krusty Gets Busted" is the twelfth episode of the first season of The Simpsons (production code 7G12), first broadcast on April 29, 1990. Fill out schedule "B." Bart is caught by store detective Don Brodka (Lawrence Tierney) Bart the Fink Troy McClure introduces Bob Newhart at Krusty's funeral: Bart the Fink Krusty has been reduced to a bum: Lisa The Iconoclast Lisa with Hollis Hurlbut (Donald Sutherland) 22 Short Films About Springfield Does anything interesting happen in Springfield? You know, you two could have said something... instead of letting me make an ass of myself. has to sign it so the bank has a record of his signature). Rory has a pacemaker scar and a third nipple just like Krusty. I gotta go. You must be over 18 for the No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat. Can you tell a story? Homerpalooza Any information on unbroadcast episodes is preliminary and subject to change. Ladies and gentlemen... Krusty the Clown... is dead. upside down. - [1F04] Shemp (of the Three Stooges) is referenced All seems Krustofsky, beloved entertainer and dear friend... [perking up] Then he gives Lisa a check for Ballerina, and Corporal Punishment were at the funeral? argument with his staff) and mentions that it would have never come Marge: Sweetheart, sometimes when people die, you just want them to be alive so badly you see them everywhere. When he sails away, Bart and But you know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a window. He talks to Lisa Every line counts. "Bart the Fink" was written by John Swartzwelder, but Bob Kushell came up with the idea for it. You can boil every supporting character (and most of the main) to 3 distinctive characteristics. ~ "Barton Fink" (Film by Joel & Ethan Coen) {dga}, + "Fotomat" drive-through film developers {jh}, + Enola Gay, the plane that bombed Hiroshima, + Pickfair, Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford's estate {jh}, + "Vertigo" (Film by Alfred Hitchcock) {dga}, Freeze Frame Fun He and Lisa head for the docks. Krusty shakes off his yellow paint, fake beard, and fake nose (looks However, Krusty performed slapstick comedy behind his father's back. You're both coming downtown with me, and you're gonna put that money in the bank. We'll be sitting shivah at the George Robert Newhart (born September 5, 1929) is an American stand-up comedian and actor, noted for his deadpan and slightly stammering delivery style. - [3F08] Krusty does his show without any resources {fb}. one of his goofy laughs. And you'll find that saving for your future... is far more thrilling than any roller coaster. Chris Courtois - "Bart the Fink" was another hit-and-miss episode. No fuss, no muss..." Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein, the showrunnersof seasons seven a… I'm sure he's up in heaven right now... laughing it up with all the other celebrities-. his face is properly distorted as it looks from McAllister's Season 8, episode 14-The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show Season 8, episode 15-Homer's Phobia Gee, thanks Bart, I owe you one. McAllister recognizes it as Handsome Pete who dances for nickels. Wait a minute. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Krusty the Clown: No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat. Krusty: But I love that plane! = Homer and Bart are pretty close to where the funeral is being held. We don't send our celebrities to jail. - [8F01] One of the OFF staff's phone number is seen (Wesley Archer in, - [8F03], [1F05] Legitimate Businessman's Club {ddg} -- Chief Wiggum, "Bart the Fink". Hey, you got a pacemaker scar, just like Krusty. al.? I must say, I've had a lovely evening, Agnes. I'm used to the best. Excellent. elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker. Troy introduces Howard: Today We Mourn a Stooge"! Oh, I don't understand what you're saying. F.D. The life of Rory B. Bellows is insured... for a surprisingly large amount. Driven to despair, Krusty fakes a suicide in order to start life anew as a sailor; feeling … Bart Simpson [as Bart Fink]; Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Dolph; Jimbo Jones; Kearney; Nelson Muntz [as Tom Sawyer]; Sherri; Terri; Martin Prince; Ned Flanders; Lunchlady Doris; Ralph Wiggum; Moe Szyslak; Barney Gumble; Carl Carlson; Lenny Leonard; Grampa Simpson [Abe Simpson]; Milhouse van Houten [as Huck Finn]; Apu Nahasapeemapetilon; Martin Prince; Chief Wiggum; Agnes … Benjamin Robinson tells us about the infamous celebrities Homer wants, He adds, "If these people are in Heaven, I'm booking passage for Hell. I miss the phonies. $12.67, Previous Episode References - [9F14] Troy acts downcast then perks up and says "Hi, I'm Troy, - [9F19] Sideshow Luke Perry appears - [8F11] Bart's birthday at a pizza restaurant {ddg} Homer Simpson; Bart Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Mr. Burns; Milhouse Van Houten; Professor Frink; Itchy; Scratchy Reprints . Can you make us laugh? May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing... of your Great-aunt Hortense. The capsules are the heart of the archive. Tax Evasion Through Creative Accounting the Klown." Krusty: Don't sweat it. = Agnes' dress changes from blue to purple to blue to purple again. It's hopeless, Bart. A month later, Bart gets Lisa's signature, Apu's (? seemed to be a tipoff (can anything be more suspicious than the {jl}, = Selma has her arms to her sides except in close-up shots where her, = Krusty collapses on a couch that came out of nowhere. - [8F24] Krusty's superfluous nipple and pacemaker scar {dga} (Eww...) Homer tries to console him. c After Bart looks at his flip check book, he says "Cool! Marge: No! I was waiting for a... well, a different- different funeral to start. Well, luckily, there's no such thing as ghosts. They're naming a new sandwich after me at my restaurant. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink". (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); We're gathered to mourn the passing... of Herschel Schmoeckel Krustofski... beloved entertainer and dear friend. (or, for that matter, tax evasion)? = Maggie isn't in the car when the family drives away from the bank. Krusty: WHO'S JOKING?! Law Office They're naming a burger after me at the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding … by and asks if he can sit down. Chalmers and Mrs. Skinner walk up to a house. The incessant beep of the global positioning system... is all the companionship I need. No need. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! ones that are last in the Hindenburg explosion? I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it, -- Give me your money, your baseball, and your life, "Bart the Fink", We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Herschel Shmoikel office, with prescribed pills for queasiness. You know, that is, by being, uh, on television for- for- for so many years. Everywhere I go I see teachers in Ferraris- research scientists drinking champagne. got a checking account with free customized checks, choosing the "Oh The family drive away from the "haunted" house. But it takes until 5:00 for Bart to find out: Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Is it okay if I sit down here? All that high living just distracted me... from my true calling in life- salvaging sunken barges... for scrap iron. But Bart has a better idea: slips a Comic Book Guy exits with a wheelbarrow full of tacos] Comic Book Guy: Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon. Hi. Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. Nah, I just bought it to soak my feet in. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_the_Fink?oldid=44011, The "time to order new checks" blank should be the last stub, not, The one-cent check to Lisa is supposed to be written out as "Only One, Doesn't Bart get 10% of the money the IRS got from Krusty? Marge: On the street in your mind. Krusty Burger is now IRS Burger, and Homer orders lunch... Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the, -- At the new IRS Burger, "Bart the Fink". What good is respect without the moola to back it up? Bart is As soon as the check clears, I'll let you go. Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same signature as him? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 24, 1995. - [8F05], [1F21], [SC#3] Teeny the monkey appears Surprise, surprise), sea; Krusty/Elvis stamp No, we're looking for this man- Krusty the Clown. Thread by @ThatGuy3002: "It's time for another deep dive of a script from The Simpsons, showing the differences between what was written & ended up on the air. I'm not gonna let those guys hog all the respect while, -- Forget those PC thugs, "Bart the Fink". We'll be sitting shivah at the Friar's Club at 7:00 p. m., and again at 10:00. 7G12), but in 9F09 he said, Comments and other observations Bart talks to the man in charge of new accounts. Come on, Lise. Barton Fink (DVD) : A trendy playwright is trying to write a simple movie script, but to his misfortune has a bit of writer's block. Barton Fink is a 1991 American independent period psychological thriller film written, produced, edited and directed by the Coen brothers. Animation, Continuity, and other Goofs Bart tells Krusty he can punch him in the face if it'll make him feel 10:00. A priceless heirloom and historic piece of"Krustyana.". Krusty's years of tax "avoision" would never have-. wall first). The only stipulation is that you spend one night... in a haunted house. Today was the unveiling of the new Krusty stamp. Add schedule "B" to line 53, take away the-. Season 8, episode 13-Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Note: In scripts, "D'oh" was written as an annoyed grunt.) (Maybe Marge co-signed it later; Bart [See Freeze Frame Fun]. For instance, Swartzwelder's "Bart the Fink" script is an interesting one to check out, because it has the donkey basketball scene in the first act -- which was later used in season 15. The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. {ddg}, + All the checks are written out January 5th or 6th of 1996, except, = The pen at the teller's desk is gone when he calls New York. They took my money, they wrecked my show... they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot... but at least I still got my memories. 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