This post may contain affiliate links. Archived. Posted by 5 years ago. Enjoy a slightly less awkward conversation over a possible dessert or milkshake. Flickr / Dave Robinson 1. I stuck it down the wrong hole. Most of the time, you can get through life without obsessing over every embarrassing mistake you've ever made. When we were outside I had the sudden urge to go number two. “We met through a friend.” Meeting through a mutual friend is the tried-and-true story of fake online dating cover stories, according to matchmaker Michelle Frankel of NYCity Matchmaking. I mean, it’s not that bad, but it’s truly the most embarrassing moment we’ve had in the RV. This is either going to be: 1. funny 2. gross to you but… First time I attempted to put in a tampon was the last day of vacation a … We’ve grabbed our favorites below. Give a half hearted hug, we’ll tell each other we had a great time. It’s one of those stories that’s easier to tell in person, because I feel awkward typing the words “completely naked” so many times. Someone asked us to take their picture and offered to take ours in return and we didn't know how to tell them that we just met an hour ago." But every once in awhile, you'll find yourself unable to sleep at night because you're too busy reliving every single cringe-worthy decision. Close. 4 4. comments. 1. save. So whatever, I'm home with my family because my grandparents came to visit, and I get a text from a girl on my swim team from last year (id give this girl a 6 and I'm being generous). See our affiliate disclaimer here.. I’ve hesitated for months on whether or not to share this story. Tell me the kinds of stories all your friends wish were theirs. 3 3. We played games for I think 5 hours until Ryan's mom suggested that we go outside and play. Finally, I made my way to the bedroom. 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